I’m high and at the carnival and I ate an elephant ear in 0 point no seconds and now I’m devouring some taco bell quesadillas I’m gonna gET SO FAT WHAT
btw best elephant ear of my life not even sorry
ill settle for nothing less
if my future husband doesn’t have a reaction like this i’m walking right back out and saying “alright let’s try this again”
“You know when the bride makes her entrance and everybody turns to look at her? That’s when I look at the groom. Cause his face says it all you know, there’s pure love there.
I like to glance back at the poor bastard getting married. Cause even though I think he’s an idiot for willingly entering into the last legal form of slavery, he always looks really, really happy”
The guy with the hand over his heart gets me every time
This is the reaction I want.